System status
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Services11
Web
Operationalwww.fluncle.com · 200 in 51ms
Database
Operationalthe archive's persistence · select 1 in 176ms
Media storage
Operationalfound.fluncle.com · 200 in 97ms
Sonar
Operationalthe sonic-similarity engine · 200 in 123ms
DNS
Operationaldig.fluncle.com · 1 answer in 179ms
SSH terminal
Operationalrave.fluncle.com · connected in 19ms
Tor onion
Degradedthe archive over Tor · last report is stale
Hermes agent
Operationalthe Discord chat agent · cron host responsive
Render box
Operationalthe scale-to-zero box's reachability · idle
Disk headroom
Operationalthe agent box's free space · 37% used
Sweep errors
Degradederrors the automation logs while still reporting ok · 11 sweeps logging repeat errors: capture, artist-bio, label-bio, album-bio, crawl, anchor, device-mirror, logbook, audi…
Track automation37
Audio enrichment
OperationalBPM, key, and the spectral fingerprint · fresh
every 5m · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:01 UTC (in 4m)
Audio embeddings
OperationalMuQ vectors for sonic similarity · fresh
every 5m · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:01 UTC (in 4m)
Sonic galaxies
Operationalgroups the archive into sonic galaxies · fresh
every 1d · next ≈ Aug 24, 07:56 UTC (in 23h)
Track crawler
Operationalcharts new tracks from the wider label graph · fresh
every 10m · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:06 UTC (in 9m)
Freshness tap
Operationaltaps day-one releases from the enabled labels · fresh
every 1d · next ≈ Aug 24, 07:56 UTC (in 23h)
Track ranking
Operationalranks unvisited tracks by nearness to the archive · fresh
every 30m · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:26 UTC (in 29m)
Spotify anchors
Operationalfinds each catalogue track's Spotify link · fresh
every 1h · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:56 UTC (in 59m)
ISRC recovery
Operationalrecovers catalogue ISRCs before Spotify anchoring · fresh
every 1h · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:56 UTC (in 59m)
Device catalogue mirror
Operationalkeeps the offline catalogue replica in step · fresh
every 1h · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:56 UTC (in 59m)
Frontier refresh
Operationalrefreshes the crew's Frontier playlists, paced · fresh
every 15m · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:01 UTC (in 4m)
Label logos
Operationalresolves each label's own mark · fresh
every 1h · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:56 UTC (in 59m)
Recording MBIDs
Operationalfills each track's MusicBrainz recording id · fresh
every 1h · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:56 UTC (in 59m)
Artist edges
Operationalfolds artists_json names onto artist identities · fresh
every 1h · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:56 UTC (in 59m)
Artist credits
Operationalmints artists from MusicBrainz credits for the residual · fresh
every 5m · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:01 UTC (in 4m)
Label lineage
Operationalresolves each label's founding and imprint · fresh
every 1h · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:56 UTC (in 59m)
Cover masters
Operationalowns each album and artist its cover master · fresh
every 1h · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:56 UTC (in 59m)
Full-song capture
Operationalcaptures each finding's full song once · fresh
every 5m · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:01 UTC (in 4m)
Capture verification
Operationalchecks each captured song against its official preview · fresh
every 30m · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:26 UTC (in 29m)
Context notes
Operationaldistills the facts behind each finding · fresh
every 5m · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:01 UTC (in 4m)
Editorial notes
Operationalwrites each finding's editorial note · fresh
every 10m · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:06 UTC (in 9m)
Artist bios
Operationalwrites each artist's voiced bio · fresh
every 30m · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:26 UTC (in 29m)
Label bios
Operationalwrites each label's voiced bio · fresh
every 30m · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:26 UTC (in 29m)
Album bios
Operationalwrites each album's voiced bio · fresh
every 30m · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:26 UTC (in 29m)
Submission triage
Operationalpre-chews each crew submission's verdict · fresh
every 15m · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:11 UTC (in 14m)
Logbook author
Operationalwrites each sector-day up in the Logbook · fresh
every 1d · next ≈ Aug 24, 00:40 Amsterdam (Aug 23, 22:40 UTC, in 14h)
Audio observations
OperationalFluncle's spoken field observations · fresh
every 1h · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:56 UTC (in 59m)
Metadata backfill
Operationalrepairs Discogs ids, Last.fm loves, and Apple Music links · fresh
every 30m · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:26 UTC (in 29m)
Artist resolution
Operationalresolves each artist's socials and identity links · fresh
every 1h · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:56 UTC (in 59m)
Social links
Operationalthe live YouTube and TikTok URLs for each posted video · fresh
every 10m · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:06 UTC (in 9m)
Live poller
Operationalwatches for the live set · fresh
every 1m · next ≈ Aug 23, 07:57 UTC (imminent)
Studio clips
Operationalcuts set videos into 9:16 clips · fresh
every 15m · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:11 UTC (in 14m)
Publish advance
Operationaladvances the publish queue on his own clock · fresh
every 30m · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:26 UTC (in 29m)
Render cron
Operationalthe conductor's last run · fresh
every 1h · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:56 UTC (in 59m)
Weekly newsletter
Operationaldrafts the Friday edition · fresh
every 7d · next ≈ Aug 28, 15:00 Amsterdam (Aug 28, 13:00 UTC, in 5d)
Demand reorder
Operationalleans the catalogue toward what visitors looked at · fresh
every 1d · next ≈ Aug 24, 04:40 Amsterdam (Aug 24, 02:40 UTC, in 18h)
Funnel snapshot
Operationalrecords the catalogue pipeline's daily numbers · fresh
every 1d · next ≈ Aug 23, 23:45 UTC (Aug 23, 23:45 UTC, in 15h)
Social metrics
Operationalrecords how far each posted video reached · fresh
every 1d · next ≈ Aug 23, 22:15 UTC (Aug 23, 22:15 UTC, in 14h)
Ops automation10
Self-deploy
Operationalthe agent box rebuilds itself when its tools update · tools + scripts current
Self-deploy (SSH)
Operationalthe rave terminal rebuilds itself when apps/ssh changes · SSH terminal current
Self-deploy (sonar)
Degradedthe engine pulls a new build when apps/sonar changes · never reported
Healthcheck prober
Operationalthe prober behind this very page · prober tick live
every 10m · next ≈ Aug 23, 08:06 UTC (in 9m)
Database backup
Operationala daily off-site snapshot of the archive · fresh
every 1d · next ≈ Aug 24, 03:00 Amsterdam (Aug 24, 01:00 UTC, in 17h)
Count check
Operationalkeeps the archive's counts adding up · fresh
every 1d · next ≈ Aug 24, 04:10 Amsterdam (Aug 24, 02:10 UTC, in 18h)
Reach snapshot
Operationalcounts the crew and how far the probes reached · fresh
every 1d · next ≈ Aug 24, 04:00 Amsterdam (Aug 24, 02:00 UTC, in 18h)
Nightly audit
Downnightly one-domain codebase audit → a PR · last runs failed
every 1d · next ≈ Aug 24, 01:00 Amsterdam (Aug 23, 23:00 UTC, in 15h)
Audit reviewer
Operationalreviews + merges the nightly audit PR · fresh
every 1d · next ≈ Aug 24, 05:00 Amsterdam (Aug 24, 03:00 UTC, in 19h)
Sentry triage
Degradednightly triage of production errors → fix PRs · last run failed; watching the retry
every 1d · next ≈ Aug 24, 03:30 Amsterdam (Aug 24, 01:30 UTC, in 17h)
Recent events
- OperationalDatabase — select 1 in 176ms
- DegradedDatabase — select 1 in 287ms
- OperationalSpotify anchors — fresh
- OperationalLabel bios — fresh
- DegradedLabel bios — last run failed; watching the retry
- OperationalDevice catalogue mirror — fresh
- DegradedSpotify anchors — last run failed; watching the retry
- OperationalDatabase — select 1 in 48ms
- DegradedDatabase — select 1 in 304ms
- DegradedDevice catalogue mirror — last run failed; watching the retry
- OperationalAudit reviewer — fresh
- DegradedSentry triage — last run failed; watching the retry
- OperationalLive poller — fresh
- DegradedLive poller — behind schedule
- OperationalArtist bios — fresh